My Pride & Joy – MY01 Forester GT

Hey, Well here is some more pics n stats of my Pride n Joy…

2001 MY01GT

Engine Mods:

STi TMIC
TD04 running @ approx 12psi
PW CAI

Exterior Mods:
So called darkest legal window tint
Colour coded bumpers & door handles
Champaz OzFoz Sticker
STi Wing*
–f– Badge
18″ Rims

Audio Mods
Pioneer AVIC F900BT
Front Speakers: Alpine Type R 6″ Splits
Rear Speakers: Alpine Type S 5.25″
Pioneer 12″ Subwoofer

Suspension Mods
BC Racing V1 Coilovers
STi 20mm RSB
Front & Rear Strut Braces

* To be fitted

The Outside:





The Interior

->Temp Sub Box

->Headdeck & Stuff

>-Ghetto Boost Gauge Install (Thanks NUGG3T)

The Engine Bay

TurboSmart BOV (Thanks to: cozza)

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Introducing My New Toy

It is a time of desolation, chaos, and uncertainty. Brother pitted against brother; babies havin’ babies. Then one day, from the right side of the screen,

came a man.

A man with a plastic rectangle… I MEAN Apple iPhone!

The iPhone weighs in at an extremely portable 133 grams and features an impressive battery life of one half of ten minutes

The iPhone

by Apple

SCRAPBOOKING

Retaining evidence of ANYTHING you’ve ever said or done is foolish if not actionable, particularly if you’ve said and done the type of things I’ve said and done. But I am human, after all, and have a unique soft spot for the many many many acrobatic moments I’ve shared with willing ladies over the years. So how best to cherish these memories?

Most suggest a tawdry list or tally – hardly the proper forum for exalting the unique feminine beauties who, at some point in the past, so graciously let you nail them. That’s why I suggest today’s nostalgic gentlemen create and maintain a well-crafted scrapbook. Here’s how to do it.

NOTE: Fight the urge to turn your scrapbook into a coffee table book. Lack of secrecy can and will lead to disastrous consequences, including, but not limited to, the destruction of your treasured scrapbook.

HOW TO MAKE A SCRAPBOOK

STEP 1: GET LAID

STEP 2: TAKE PICTURE

Something tasteful that captures the true essence of the woman. You’ll want to experiment to find your own style, but I’ve found the combination of zoom lens and cleavage to be the most classically rewarding.

STEP 3: GATHER ARTIFACTS

For instance, did you conjugate in a hotel? Well that room key doesn’t just unlock a room, it unlocks the memory of getting laid in that room.

CHOOSE A COMPLIMENTARY COLOR

Preferably, the background color of each page should reflect some aspect of your quarry. Was she Goth? Make it black. Was she a bride? Make it white. Was she a nun? How about a mixture of black and white.

STEP 5: PICK A BORDER

Here’s where I really like to get creative. On page 83 of my own scrapbook, I detail a roll in the hay with a strapping young milkmaid. We quite literally rolled in hay. Hence, I constructed a border out of strands of hay I later found attached to my underpants.

STEP 6: JOURNALING

A picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes those thousand words leave you little to no idea just who the girl was, or more importantly, just who you were. More information is always helpful. Here’s a sample journal from one of my scrapbook pages:

Alias: Elsworth Di Bona

Angle: Prince of Norway – I was to set sail to reclaim my rightful Norwegian throne stolen from me by the evil Dr. Reifenstandt. It was a dangerous, and most likely, deadly mission but such was the risk necessary to ensure my family crest be restored to its rightful, noble grandeur. My enemies could have been lurking anywhere, so it was imperative I secure safe lodging for the night.

Girl: Jenni Hendriks

Measurements: 36-24-35

Special notes: Great backrubs. Unfortunately, roommate raised by elderly Norwegian aunt.

If seen again: Pretend you have twin brother; amnesia; or you’re undercover and can’t talk now.

STEP 7: ENJOY YOUR SCRAPBOOK!

Not only have you commemorated your conquests in a classier way than the traditional notch on the bedpost, but you’ve also embarked on a lifelong hobby that will bestow great personal joy for years to come. Which brings us to the final and most important step of scrapbooking…

STEP 8: GET LAID AGAIN

– Taken from Barneys Blog